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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spite12121
chaumas-deactivated20230115

lot of my friends won’t go to the club with me because they “can’t dance” but like IME maybe 10-13% of the club “can dance”, the rest just kind of wiggles and bobs.

chaumas-deactivated20230115

literally just watch a YouTube tutorial for doing the figure 8 hip movement and do the white girl fist whirl and you will blend in and no one will notice that you can’t dance. it’s fine.

nienna14
k3yreviewer25

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas


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[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

strawberryqueen00

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

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luxmanning

Where the wild things are: the destroyed isle of Numenor????????

nienna14

dragongirlfaggot asked:

how could you like the colour yellow

see a therapist immediately

teaboot answered:

I actually used to hate it! Like, actually despise it! Yellow was too bright, too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything. Nothing like what I wanted in my life, nothing I wanted to be.

When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black. Jet back. As black as I could get. Smooth, cool, sleek, discrete, calm, unassuming. Flexible, cohesive, agreeable black. Fashionable black.

I had a really, really bad time. Unrelated to the decor. It was my first year out of a toxic place I’d grown used to my whole life, my first year acknowledging a mental illness I’d believed to be normal, my first year fending for myself with very little money or sleep or companionship.

I’d grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef. One day I realized that everything I’d been raised on tasted like cardboard. While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices, and bought myself some turmeric. I went home and tried making curry with it. It was so yellow.

Another time, my professor took us out to a modern art gallery. I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.

The artist’s theme was “happiness”.

What it is. How we make it. How to share it.

All bright, lovely yellow.

The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances were post 9/11 stainless steel. My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable and agreeable.

Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant and mysterious.

Yellow is warm. Yellow does what it wants. Yellow tastes sweet and spicy and hot and cool, like a summer breeze, like sunflower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road and soothing like well-worn linen.

I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way that Yellow makes me feel.

Do you understand?

raspbrrytea

Digital comic based on the previous post with matching text. A pink anthropomorphic animal like the ask sender's icon says "How could you like the colour yellow?" and OP, represented by his icon, a brown haired character with his arms up, responds "I used to actually hate it! Like actually despise it!"ALT
Abstract compositions with shapes and colors swirling out from the top. One large shape points towards the bottom. Text: "Yellow was too bright. Too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything"ALT
Larger text: "Nothing like what I wanted in my life. Nothing I wanted to be.", "When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black."ALT
A spread of household objects and clothes such as boots, a shirt, a lamp, a pillow, a spatula. Mostly in dark grays and blacks. Text is black or yellow and reads: "Jet Black. As black as I could get. Cool. Smooth. Discrete. Calm. Sleek. Unassuming.ALT
Most of the image is covered in text: "Flexible, Cohesive, Agreeable Black. Fashionable Black". To the right is half of a bust of a person drawn in grays wearing a jacket with short hair, their face not visible.ALT
OP's icon again, looking grumpy with short brown hair, grayish skin, and a dark shirt. Text reads "I had a really, really bad time.". Below it, "Unrelated to the decor-" with a simple mini version of him sitting on and surrounded by black furniture.ALT
A shiny large key hangs to the left. Text reads "It was my first year out of a toxic place I'd grown used to my whole life.", "My first year acknowledging a mental illness I'd believed to be normal.", "My first year fending for myself with very little money, sleep, or companionship."ALT
Center top half of image: a plain looking place with rice and ground beef. Text reads "I'd grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef" Lower half shows OP earring cardboard with a square mouth of sharp teeth with a disgusted look aimed at the distance, with a fork in hand. "One day I realized it all tasted like cardboard."ALT
spread with a blue roofed street vendor. The goods being sold are various colorful spices. There is an older lady behind them. OP is seen walking by, interested in the goods. In the foreground is a large yellow bag of turmeric with specks around it. Text: "While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices.", "And bought myself turmeric."ALT
3/4ths of the image is a warm, desaturated yellow. on the top is a pile of rice dressed in green and red spices. On it lays two large pieces of chicken. Text reads, "I went home and tried to make curry with it. It was so Yellow." End ID.ALT
raspbrrytea

Three students walking to the left, busts. Op is in the center, more saturated. Above them is a tree. Text: "Another time, our Professor took us to a modern art gallery."ALT
A museum based on the Guggenheim is painted a bright glowing yellow, surrounded by cityscape and trees. Text: "I wasn't sure what I was expecting..."ALT
OP's icon with large anime eyes, looking up. A glow has spread upon them and specs of gold glisten around their head. Their messenger bag strap shines, also yellow. Sorry this comic is about yellow I'm gonna say it a lot. Text: "but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.", "The artist's theme was 'Happiness' What it is. How we make it. How to share it."ALT
OP and two other students float in an EXTREMELY simple style. They're all painted shades of yellow, one on the left greener and one on the right more orange. Text: "All bright, Lovely Yellow."ALT
Text:" The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances post- 9/11 stainless steel." The illustration is as the text describes, showing a simple, almost empty kitchen with brown cabinets.ALT
Two pale hands clasped over dark clothes. Bottom fades to black. Text reads, "My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable, and agreeable."ALT
Black on the upper left corner fades to white on the bottom right, where a giant sunflower begins. Text: "Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant, mysterious." Text written along the right side: "Yellow is warm." A soft yellow glows under the word warm.ALT
The giant sunflower continues along the right shoulder of the image. it forms a halo around a girl wearing a bright yellow dress spreading across most of the image. to her left is a rocking chair with a giraffe plushie. Text: "Yellow does what it wants." Text below her dress: "Yellow tastes sweet and spicy, Hot and cool," to the left of this text is bananas, ice cream, and a lemon. (All yellow. Almost everything here is yellow)ALT
A field of tall sunflowers and beside them, a bed of unidentified yellow flowers similar to poppies. Roughly sketched dandelions are visible. Bees buzz around with flying flower petals. Text: "like a summer breeze, like flower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road, and soothing like well-worn linen"ALT
One last close-up shot of OP looking at the viewer, smiling. wearing a yellow shirt, black earrings. Text: "I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way Yellow makes me Feel.", "Do you understand?"ALT

Thank you to everyone in the notes sharing why they love yellow!